average guard in oblivion: hello citizen. stay safe in your travels. the daedra grow more plentiful by the hour
average guard in skyrim: i wish bandits would attack and start killing people so i can have someone to murder. what do you want
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Casting spells with my penis everybody
Iām a pyromancer btw
UTI
I cast urethral treacherous incendiary!
Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares
Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.
Date of origin: January 6th 2021
so glad this happened that day and literally nothing else
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had the opportunity to do something really funny over on instagram when i had a planned sleep study
i am lying to all of them :3
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You can tell that he is š¤š» this close to a mental breakdown
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pick one you bald genderless idiot
